How to get knotted & live to tell the tale

Right kids, now it is time to learn how to impress your friends with this really easy to do, but very complex knot.

Please be advised that for best results you'll need to have a bit of hair to pull this one of successfully :)

Ingredients:
1 x friend with a boat
1 x friend with a place to use the boat
1 x volunteer with a head of hair (yup, that's me)
1 x camera
3 x trips up and down a river at speeeds of up to 60km/hr


STEP ONE - The Setup:
Sit in boat and have said friend drive very fast.


alternatively, you can be the driver (results may vary)


STEP TWO - Adding the Complexity:
Continue driving for approxiamtely 4 hours.


Important note!!! For the best results one should not be focusing on making the knot itself. It is recommended that the Knotee be totally oblivious to the ensuing chaos happening on the back of his head.

Tips for keeping the knotee relaxed:
a. apply copious amounts of alcohol to the front portion of knotee's face i.e. mouth
b. provide cigarettes & other mandatory greens for inhalation while driving. (this helps keep him focussed on the fun of the day & not the knot)

STEP THREE - Gathering Evidence:
Be sure to take random pictures of the knot-formation in progress. This is just to ensure that there is sufficient evidence to prove that the knot-formation did, in fact, occur.


STEP FOUR - The "FREE BEER" routine:
Once the knot has formed, it is imperative that you do not inform the knotee of its progress, but rather point to a "Free Beer" sign on the other side of the river. Please Note, the image below may not be suitable for aall audiences, discretion is advised.


STEP FIVE - The Result:
VOILA!!!! As you can see, we've created an incredibly complex knot without really having to do much.


STEP SIX - Dealing with the knot:
In our experience, when such a knot is formed the knotee generally becomes quite irritable, frustrated and angry. Our best suggestion for retaining a sense of peace is to put a beer in his left hand, some inhalable greens in his right hand, sit him down in a hammock and force him to endure a susnset like no other he's seen before.


Ain't that a beauty!!!

:)